tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post3050210127684793712..comments2023-09-05T08:45:22.572+01:00Comments on Bête de Jour: Insane God Man Vs Barack ObamaLa Bêtehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-43723115797899215542008-10-26T13:09:00.000+00:002008-10-26T13:09:00.000+00:00Spaceman,Growing up in Sweden, I enjoyed the Bamse...Spaceman,<BR/><BR/>Growing up in Sweden, I enjoyed the Bamse cartoons, thank you for corrupting those sweet memories.<BR/><BR/>Sir Bete, you have an international following, let's eat some meatballs and celebrate.<BR/><BR/>KKeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-42970569413470721632008-10-26T08:05:00.000+00:002008-10-26T08:05:00.000+00:00I've lost an hour and my WV is SLYCLAT. I've quite...I've lost an hour and my WV is SLYCLAT. I've quite forgotten my reason to be here......<BR/><BR/>Oh yes, write more often - please?<BR/><BR/>S.C.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-13640513749384499262008-10-26T02:39:00.000+00:002008-10-26T02:39:00.000+00:00Well, there appears to be a funk in the blogospher...Well, there appears to be a funk in the blogosphere. <BR/><BR/>Bloggers are posting a lot less lately. <BR/><BR/>Must be fall. The creative energies becoming all funked up. <BR/><BR/>Hope you return soon.<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>Mrs. HallMrs. Hallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15360433416733092249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-14206555206848078952008-10-25T20:24:00.000+01:002008-10-25T20:24:00.000+01:00Brilliant translation!! ;)It's a childrens song wi...Brilliant translation!! ;)<BR/><BR/>It's a childrens song with rude words. <BR/><BR/>Bamse takes lille-skutt up the arse<BR/>The tail tickles nicely when you're naked<BR/>Skålman masturbates, grandma cooks honey<BR/>So Bamse can get hard again<BR/><BR/>Bamse, lille-skutt, skålman and farmor are all characters in the Bamse comic (Bamse is a bear who eats honey to make him strong a la Popeye with spinach). <BR/><BR/>I like your translation better ;)<BR/><BR/>BTW, I'm a Brit. I just live in Sweden (at least until I get around to moving back to Oz, where it's much sunnier!!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-76461394293236495972008-10-25T18:22:00.000+01:002008-10-25T18:22:00.000+01:00Ha Ha! You find my cute brown nose dreadful?!D’oh!...<I>Ha Ha! You find my cute brown nose dreadful?!</I><BR/><BR/>D’oh!<BR/><BR/>Panda, were you a little tipsy when you commented last?<BR/><BR/>Little Sparra, vous grand ridicule. Honte à vous. <BR/><BR/>Now, Spaceman, what the heckfire is going on? You appear to be Swedish, and KK appears to be Swedish too. What’s going on? It’s like IKEA round here all of a sudden. And I translated your song with the help of the internet. It makes no sense: <BR/><BR/>Bamse Pippa little-jump on the slopes <BR/>Tail tickle nice when you are naked <BR/>Skalman frowning, grandmother cook honey <BR/>So Bamse can get a position again <BR/><BR/>But it does sound rather coarse. So I must insist you stop at once. <BR/><BR/>Don’t worry, Lauren. I’m here, and hopefully normal service will be resumed fairly soon.La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-90703920344765511822008-10-24T19:56:00.000+01:002008-10-24T19:56:00.000+01:00all 50,000 of us had to go through metal detectors...all 50,000 of us had to go through metal detectors: horribly dreadful lines and waiting ensued.<BR/><BR/>Also, where in the bleeding hell have you gone??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-74436445141637840052008-10-24T17:20:00.000+01:002008-10-24T17:20:00.000+01:00Hopefully, fingers crossed,McCain and Palin don't ...Hopefully, fingers crossed,McCain and Palin don't win...<BR/><BR/>If they do, I'm running away to Mexico or maybe Canada, or hey- why not the UK...<BR/><BR/>Anyone interested in starting an underground railroad to help frightened Americans, who believe in equality, freedom of choice, tolerance, and separation of church and state?<BR/>....Anyone?<BR/><BR/>Oh wait, crazy-religious-zealots; exist everywhere!<BR/>I forgot...oh, well!<BR/><BR/> I guess, I'll just stay here- I tried living without real Mexican food for two weeks and it didn't work out that well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-85980577036498134712008-10-24T16:15:00.000+01:002008-10-24T16:15:00.000+01:00I have a headache.I have a headache.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-32515603963992754162008-10-24T10:59:00.000+01:002008-10-24T10:59:00.000+01:00BTW Bete, since I seem to have upset one of your c...BTW Bete, since I seem to have upset one of your commentors (although frankly, I've no idea how! KK - your Swedish is too fluent to be an online translator - do I know you from a rather specific online forum? Do I have a cyber-stalker?) <BR/><BR/>Anyway:<BR/><BR/>a. Sorry for monopolising your comments - I should have given it a but more thought and put everything in one post. <BR/><BR/>b. I really like your writing - it's nice irreverant humour combined with (what I can only assume is) brutal honesty. That's pretty much a winning combination. Now all you need is the lucky break...<BR/><BR/>c. I wasn't having a go at Bete, simply saying this video was garbage (who would disagree with that - the guy was a nutter!) I seem to have seen an awful lot of this nutty propaganda recently and it's getting a little tiring, that's all. I'll be quite happy when the election is over.<BR/><BR/>Now, how about I get a round in?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-58495196005460114532008-10-24T10:43:00.000+01:002008-10-24T10:43:00.000+01:00Erm, KK, I've just seen that I've apparantly been ...Erm, KK, I've just seen that I've apparantly been "doing your head in for a while" ... why, precisely? It's not as if I even comment here very often.<BR/><BR/>Just curious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-33468457941007544672008-10-24T08:32:00.000+01:002008-10-24T08:32:00.000+01:00BTW, KK=Knull kompis? ;)BTW, <BR/><BR/>KK=Knull kompis? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-76871355473589100172008-10-24T08:30:00.000+01:002008-10-24T08:30:00.000+01:00Pratar vi Svenska nu?BTW, Tönt got mistranslated -...Pratar vi Svenska nu?<BR/><BR/>BTW, Tönt got mistranslated - I suspect it was meant to be "geek" ;)<BR/><BR/>Du är intehttp://betedejour.blogspot.com/ arg mot mig Bete, eller? Hoppas inte ... ;)<BR/><BR/>Nu, ska vi sjungar en snapps visa ... <BR/><BR/>Bamse pippar lille-skutt i backen<BR/>Svansen kittlar skönt när man är naken<BR/>Skålman rynkar, farmor kokar honung<BR/>Så att Bamse kan få stånd igen<BR/><BR/>Hope the adult content doesn't get me censored - will be interested to see what Bete gets out of bablefish for that one ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-26886022753040499782008-10-24T01:59:00.000+01:002008-10-24T01:59:00.000+01:00America, land of the free (in their dreams) and ho...America, land of the free (in their dreams) and home of the brave. You'd have to be brave to live there among the loonies and religious freaks.Miss Snuffleupagushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17540252892513608231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-38414090444702442692008-10-23T07:50:00.000+01:002008-10-23T07:50:00.000+01:00bien sur! il le faut parler en la langue different...bien sur! il le faut parler en la langue different pour un reponse...maintenant, je comprends!Non Je Ne Regrette Rienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02973542459591839879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-29022100568310455382008-10-23T00:53:00.000+01:002008-10-23T00:53:00.000+01:00Schtan,Thanks for the best fucking laugh I've had ...Schtan,<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the best fucking laugh I've had all day. Actually, make that all week.<BR/><BR/>xxPandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12775228067119910712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-49255747225383369332008-10-23T00:50:00.000+01:002008-10-23T00:50:00.000+01:00Shtan,Thanks, darling, for the best fucking laugh...Shtan,<BR/><BR/>Thanks, darling, for the best fucking laugh I've had all day.<BR/><BR/>xxPandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12775228067119910712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-28066200883677540482008-10-22T23:17:00.000+01:002008-10-22T23:17:00.000+01:00Ha Ha! You find my cute brown nose dreadful?!That ...Ha Ha! You find my cute brown nose dreadful?!<BR/><BR/>That online translator is being ever so mischievous and oxymoronic.<BR/><BR/>Ofcourse I would like to believe you meant, you find my brown nose awfully cute. <BR/><BR/>I am smitten....<BR/><BR/>P.S: On reviewing the meaning of this idiom, brown nose, I found to my horror that it implies I want something in return for my ass kissing. Oh absolutely not. Those comments were genuine. But I'm sure when you're earning 5m£ a book you wont mind parting a fifth of that too a faithful, and let's not forget charming swede that you have blown cyber kisses to. <BR/><BR/>Din älskling =)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-54091032374659472612008-10-22T22:49:00.000+01:002008-10-22T22:49:00.000+01:00Jag finner din rysligt gulliga bruna näsa.xJag finner din rysligt gulliga bruna näsa.<BR/><BR/>xLa Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-84629580219368876402008-10-22T22:29:00.000+01:002008-10-22T22:29:00.000+01:00Dearest Bete,I have this nice warm feeling inside ...Dearest Bete,<BR/><BR/>I have this nice warm feeling inside me now after you acknowledged me in swedish. This must be what it feels like when a celebrity speaks to you. I'm touched! <BR/>The spaceman has been doing my head in for a while. An admonishment was in order.<BR/>Anyway I just like to say that your blog is top quality and I enjoy reading it very much. Please don't ever stop writing this blog! Know that there are so many readers like me who don't post comments often enough. You will get your big break soon, i know it. Quality like this cannot go unnoticed for too long. Ok, the warm fuzzy feeling inside me is subsiding now and I have browned my nose enough. <BR/>Your fan<BR/>KKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-51350959529398096022008-10-22T22:05:00.000+01:002008-10-22T22:05:00.000+01:00An online translator tells me:'Dear Urban Spaceman...An online translator tells me:<BR/><BR/>'Dear Urban Spaceman,<BR/><BR/>You have done Lille Bait very angry.<BR/>Stop whine, he may write what the hell he wants.<BR/><BR/>Regards<BR/>Jerk Nisse'<BR/><BR/><BR/>Väl said, dig charmig svensk! Jag kunde inte instämma mer. <BR/><BR/>Kyssar.La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-43296585875779306002008-10-22T21:52:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:52:00.000+01:00Kära Urban Spaceman,Du har gjort Lille Bete mycket...Kära Urban Spaceman,<BR/><BR/>Du har gjort Lille Bete mycket arg.<BR/>Sluta gnälla, han får skriva vad han fan vill. <BR/><BR/>Hälsningar<BR/>Tönt NisseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-69462247899983034682008-10-22T21:51:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:51:00.000+01:00I heard "Staawp Obaamaa" and staawped the tape. I'...I heard "Staawp Obaamaa" and staawped the tape. I'm beginning to think that Obama is the last bulwark between humankind and hell in a handcart.<BR/><BR/>But if you like, you can donate any of your fast-vanishing spare cash to a Good Cause; the atheist bus. Sponsored heavily by Richard Dawkins: http://tinyurl.com/63xyzp<BR/><BR/>Slogan: "There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."Shimacathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13310854234183039834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-47582362231277712562008-10-22T21:38:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:38:00.000+01:00Differential Diagnosis: 1. Enterocephalic fistula ...Differential Diagnosis: <BR/><BR/>1. Enterocephalic fistula (layman's term: connection btw intestines and head causing faeces to be deposited in brain)<BR/><BR/>2. Schizophrenia (Delusional)<BR/><BR/>3. Republican <BR/><BR/>Management:<BR/><BR/>This man should be put to sleep, indefinately<BR/><BR/>Doctor's ordersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-44765752905083861862008-10-22T21:26:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:26:00.000+01:00This man should be humanely decapitated. A petitio...This man should be humanely decapitated. A petition anyone?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-2316863583113853282008-10-22T20:55:00.000+01:002008-10-22T20:55:00.000+01:00I think I'm going to call Sarah Palin Taaaaaarzan ...I think I'm going to call Sarah Palin Taaaaaarzan from now on just for fun.Avitablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08541188721193079705noreply@blogger.com