tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post7856452501903777523..comments2023-09-05T08:45:22.572+01:00Comments on Bête de Jour: [Real Life] Spring!La Bêtehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-51190729011362005592010-04-21T21:18:53.805+01:002010-04-21T21:18:53.805+01:00Burn it! Burn it!
(Don't burn it.)Burn it! Burn it!<br /><br />(Don't burn it.)La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-73631890385861488972010-04-21T21:07:14.193+01:002010-04-21T21:07:14.193+01:00for god's sake man, update your site. You'...for god's sake man, update your site. You've loyal fans waiting for the next installment. <br /><br />Pull your finger out or I'm going to burn your book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-53337954167822570242010-04-17T16:58:27.431+01:002010-04-17T16:58:27.431+01:00My mate 47 says that those smoking warning would b...My mate 47 says that those smoking warning would be improved if you replaced the word "smoking" with the phrase "angering Dr. Doom".<br /><br />Think about it...<br /><br />"Angering Dr. Doom can cause a slow and painful death..."Innocent Loverboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16564876728079783376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-13786866607954489042010-04-09T23:26:04.868+01:002010-04-09T23:26:04.868+01:00This is a little moot now that you know where you&...This is a little moot now that you know where you're holding it, but The Royal George on Goslett's Yard has a downstairs room you can hire for free. Although people have to come through it for the toilets, so it's not terribly exclusive, which may or may not be a problem.<br /><br />I like the title. I think it snappily gets across some of the feeling of the book to someone brand new to it, in a way that Bag of Elbows - whilst more fitting and literary- would not. Plus people might buy it thinking it's the book the film's based on, read it, realise how wonderful it is and thus have had their lives made irrevocably better. Preaching to the unconverted, innit?<br /><br />xaannie.shhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02399159413281872722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-33300750114738320602010-04-09T19:05:47.792+01:002010-04-09T19:05:47.792+01:00Perhaps if you stop putting things up your bottom,...Perhaps if you stop putting things up your bottom, you might not get piles.<br />Just an idea.<br />Anyway, don't stop writing the blog please. You are keeping me (mostly) sane.<br />I would very much like to read your book, so keep going.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-58726403850223845162010-04-09T17:09:15.652+01:002010-04-09T17:09:15.652+01:00"For the record, I really like the cover. I t..."For the record, I really like the cover. I think it's full of possibilities."<br /><br />I, too, think that your pants are full of possibilities.<br /><br />"put talc on my bum and mess around with my own stuff" <br /><br />Tee hee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-10148377960408942562010-04-07T22:47:52.098+01:002010-04-07T22:47:52.098+01:00I know where I'm holding it.
It's a deci...I know where I'm holding it. <br /><br />It's a decision I've made.La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-59698078470690809182010-04-07T16:49:49.402+01:002010-04-07T16:49:49.402+01:00Where to hold the party?
The answer is starring y...Where to hold the party?<br /><br />The answer is starring you, INDAFACE.<br /><br />In your PANTS, silly!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12725968502859566688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-623178481939615492010-04-07T07:56:04.670+01:002010-04-07T07:56:04.670+01:00Aaaah, Clumpf, you just gave me my first laugh of ...Aaaah, Clumpf, you just gave me my first laugh of the day. It rang out across this big empty office like an ignorant child in a nuclear bunker. <br /><br />And I didn't have a choice with the title. Not really. But I'm quite happy with it. I think it's very good from a commercial perspective. It has the word 'sex' in it, and sex sells. And I want to sell, otherwise I'll have to come into this office, or one just like it, for the rest of my life. <br /><br />Good day to you.La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-90647168981448455602010-04-07T06:50:45.219+01:002010-04-07T06:50:45.219+01:00For the record you should have listened to us all ...For the record you should have listened to us all and called it 'Bag of Elbows'. BAG OF ELBOWS Stan you turncoat.<br /><br />But we still love you.<br /><br />And Gongman, you'd fit right in my village - it's full of people like you. Cosmopolitan and very hippy. Lots of money and they don't wash :)<br /><br />Stan I'm very pleased that you get to work so early and cycle so far, you must have very tight buns.<br /><br />Don't ask me about London, I'm a complete bumpkin these days. When I do go up I'm all wide-eyed and scared, like a racehorse on red bull.clumpfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-76181153379419736862010-04-06T21:38:58.639+01:002010-04-06T21:38:58.639+01:00ATF, I’m sorry you don’t like my pants. Thanks for...ATF, I’m sorry you don’t like my pants. Thanks for your suggestions though – I really need to go around one night and check them all out. <br /><br />Jones, like a shaving rash you mean? That’s vile. <br /><br />Gunga, that sounds brilliant. You’re tempting me, aren’t you? I really fancy it actually. Maybe one day….<br /><br />For the record, I really like the cover. I think it's full of possibilities.La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-89739228450416094822010-04-06T18:23:41.960+01:002010-04-06T18:23:41.960+01:00Are you contractually locked in to the pants book ...Are you contractually locked in to the pants book cover Bête? Using pants as a noun,not an adjective,of course,using it as an adjective being frowned on by your good self.I hope not.I really hope not.Get my drift?<br /><br />I had an amazing Easter at a retreat centre run by an artist friend of mine.People come by,stay for free in exchange for working on the house or garden/forest.Artists and WRITERS love the peace and tranquility.<br />There were French,English,Dutch,American,Spanish and Japanese people staying there so the evening meal was a riot with all those languages going on but it was an object lesson in how we can all get on together when politicians are not involved.<br />Played the gongs after dinner,as we smoked some of the fruits of last year's harvest.<br /><br />The nearest airport is Carcassone ;)gongmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688915738377916463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-32238963243729678042010-04-06T11:55:59.449+01:002010-04-06T11:55:59.449+01:00If only there was a way to get that meat scarf pic...If only there was a way to get that meat scarf pic onto gillette cans...Joneshttp://www.republicofjones.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-35624964297838974832010-04-06T09:54:58.396+01:002010-04-06T09:54:58.396+01:00Well... if I'm honest, I don't like the un...Well... if I'm honest, I don't like the underwear at all. I think any one of these would have been better - or something similar, preferably with leopard print – as it's beast and all. http://bebrief.stores.yahoo.net/<br /><br />There's the Crown and Two Chairmen on Dean Street. I've been to many drinks parties there. You can reserve the upstairs and we can all ply you with much booze.<br /><br />There's also the Shaston on Ganton Street or the Endurance in Queen Anne's Court.<br /><br />How about The Pontefract Castle on Wigmore Street. I've never been but I love the name.<br /><br />I hate to say it but I think a wine bar may be more suitable. There's On Anon on Shaftesbury Ave nr Piccadilly. <br /><br />Lastly, and I know this is touristy crap but it might be funny, how about Tattershall Castle bar on the Thames (Embankment)? It's beautiful in the evenings and we can all get drunk and go skinny dipping in the Thames. And if you need a hostess to point your fans in the right direction, I volunteer my services on the night. Clipboard and all.<br /><br />A Twitter FriendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com