tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post8863724505235949252..comments2023-09-05T08:45:22.572+01:00Comments on Bête de Jour: [Food] Masterchef :: The Toasted SandwichLa Bêtehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-1426138810271329932010-02-19T10:15:14.310+00:002010-02-19T10:15:14.310+00:00Oh come on! The whole thing is rather juvenile!Oh come on! The whole thing is rather juvenile!La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-19185684031894182862010-02-18T15:03:52.770+00:002010-02-18T15:03:52.770+00:00All the interesting recipes are well and good but ...All the interesting recipes are well and good but how do you put a whole egg in it without it overspilling...now that's a tricky one.I think the picture of the mouse is rather juvenile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-82553335190949512312010-01-15T19:40:12.870+00:002010-01-15T19:40:12.870+00:00We have an original Breville toasted sandwich make...We have an original Breville toasted sandwich maker, circa 1979<br /><br />You really toasted that mouse with double gloucester?<br /><br /><br />Yikes Well at least you sterilised itHenry North London 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/14748991488145468593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-14455267192346223152010-01-14T14:17:48.009+00:002010-01-14T14:17:48.009+00:00Burp.
Ann AnonBurp.<br /><br />Ann AnonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-74752536648204919682010-01-13T19:32:25.396+00:002010-01-13T19:32:25.396+00:00You lost me at Nutella and Marmite. As if I had se...You lost me at Nutella and Marmite. As if I had sensed that it all goes down after that. <br /><br />I used to have a sandwich maker back then. I think I toasted my way out of a depression.Metropolitan Mumhttp://www.metropolitanmum.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-71190755495458719482010-01-13T00:26:37.076+00:002010-01-13T00:26:37.076+00:00I initially read that as, "a sweaty, pretty g...I initially read that as, "a sweaty, pretty girl".<br /><br />This made me laugh a LOT. Tell me: mouse aside, you did try all of them, didn't you? Just a tiny bit?<br /><br />xaannie.shhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02399159413281872722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-58733745714811715662010-01-12T23:42:30.794+00:002010-01-12T23:42:30.794+00:00You didn't really try toasting Mickey, did you...You didn't really try toasting Mickey, did you? Please say you didn't... I may never recover from this. You could have at least done the decent thing and used granary. You didn't use Hovis white, did you? Aww...<br /><br />I think it's high time we staged an intervention. Someone needs to save you. It'll be Oprah-style, with cameras at all angles, a therapist at hand and lots of tears. Now, all we need is your address. So, who's in?!<br /><br />A Twitter FriendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-28814335157199021352010-01-12T22:41:19.657+00:002010-01-12T22:41:19.657+00:00Brilliant. And bilious.
Brillious.Brilliant. And bilious.<br /><br />Brillious.Beleaguered Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13699493386984083561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-3703989909073787672010-01-12T13:53:59.261+00:002010-01-12T13:53:59.261+00:00That was hilarious! you twisted Toastiephile, you....That was hilarious! you twisted Toastiephile, you.<br /><br />PS father Christmas brought me your book for xmas, excellent read, I shall give it a glowing review!Fluffernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-61978287344930466572010-01-12T12:35:48.865+00:002010-01-12T12:35:48.865+00:00Marmite and nutella together? My husband suggested...Marmite and nutella together? My husband suggested this to me recently too. It sounds disgusting, but I might have to try it now.truelateralhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16872335280772110393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-80594010333350817992010-01-12T07:45:25.742+00:002010-01-12T07:45:25.742+00:00Ben has a knitting bag? I have a knitting bag too ...Ben has a knitting bag? I have a knitting bag too and I'm a GIRL. Is Ben a bit lavender?clumpfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-47253284057829969592010-01-12T01:42:32.476+00:002010-01-12T01:42:32.476+00:001) Ew
2) Le petit souris was dead when you found i...1) Ew<br />2) Le petit souris was dead when you found it, I hope. Please confirm so that I may sleep tonight.amy gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13162986816824711013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-1145300427415662912010-01-11T22:38:09.568+00:002010-01-11T22:38:09.568+00:00Really, truly, completely disgusting. Well done.Really, truly, completely disgusting. Well done.mariannehttp://a-temporary-insanity.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-8563374217652429522010-01-11T21:38:39.376+00:002010-01-11T21:38:39.376+00:00Good lord! I don't know whether to be repulsed...Good lord! I don't know whether to be repulsed or despicably intrigued as to the texture and taste of the mousey-cheese toastie.<br /><br />Gah, the damn thing's burnt into my mind..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-66020630526063897302010-01-11T20:15:47.585+00:002010-01-11T20:15:47.585+00:00And another thing... I feel traumatised by cheesey...And another thing... I feel traumatised by cheesey, dead Staurt Little, I forgot to ask. Exactly WHAT were you doing fishing around in your flatmate's knitting bag? Looking for some wool to knit Stuart Little a scarf - I HOPE!! After all, he had one in the movie!<br /><br />A Twitter Friend<br /><br />It will be a long while before I get over this blogpostAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-56908206720947232182010-01-11T20:07:19.533+00:002010-01-11T20:07:19.533+00:00Oh my god I thought I would die of laughter. Tears...Oh my god I thought I would die of laughter. Tears. There are tears in my eyes, and I can't even smell the mouse from here. <br /><br />I do hope you gave your sandwich maker a good clean before you used it again. Ewwwww...PurestGreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860331983741242940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-43524054698580487792010-01-11T18:25:13.639+00:002010-01-11T18:25:13.639+00:00Jesus Stan! John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich...Jesus Stan! John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, must be spinning in his grave.<br /><br />I've heard Heston Blumenthal is quite interested in your sardine recipe though.<br /><br />All the best,<br /><br />Lennie<br /><br />PS. For more mouse-food horror, click here...although I have to stress that I imagine a rodent was harmed in this one... http://bit.ly/5Bc7BpAlex Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366709486870706027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-60455625219436992652010-01-11T16:48:17.923+00:002010-01-11T16:48:17.923+00:00Hello. I must say, You have my undevided attention...Hello. I must say, You have my undevided attention, for I am a sandwich queen. Your toasted treats have me in a tizzy (hard to do)so I am now your loyal follower. If you have a minute, come see my blog at www.samwich365.com I'd be honored to have you visit and/or follow or both. Thanks a Million, Keri (a.k.a. Sam)Kerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07985370251571864592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-76049391643025041472010-01-11T16:19:35.054+00:002010-01-11T16:19:35.054+00:00Oh, I do like that. And extra bonus points for not...Oh, I do like that. And extra bonus points for not doing any sort of "rodents don't get any harder than this" gag, which is where I would have gone first and unoriginally.<br /><br />True story: friend on mine returned home from an evening of drunken depravity with some associates and they all went on a toast binge, as you do. Around the sixth or seventh round of toast, they noticed a persistent burning smell and that the ping! mechanism was sticking. Much potentially dangerous wiggling around with palate knives later, they fished out <br />a small<br />much-toasted<br />chargrilled<br />mousey,<br />that had presumably climbed into the toaster for some crumby nibblings.<br /><br />There's probably a moral in this somewhere.justrestingmyeyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05441921458900834593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-88973315010276729482010-01-11T15:52:30.521+00:002010-01-11T15:52:30.521+00:00Yep - thanks very much, I now feel quite nauseous....Yep - thanks very much, I now feel quite nauseous... I'm going to try and forget I saw thatKirseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01844127984994772475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-38891260125282540272010-01-11T15:37:51.820+00:002010-01-11T15:37:51.820+00:00After photography the poor wee furry mite it would...After photography the poor wee furry mite it would have been even more creative if the you'd skinned the mouse, spatchcock-ed it and then inserted it avec fromage into the sandwich. Imagine the crunchy little bones - giving the sandwich texture and interest - and the "mature" meat giving it a gamey flavour. Tres bon!Queen of Cutshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16365574557732448305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-52357095430360298732010-01-11T15:15:18.179+00:002010-01-11T15:15:18.179+00:00The ingredients in those fillings are so incongruo...The ingredients in those fillings are so incongruous that my brain refused to process them as being part of the same recipes. That meant that after seeing the mouse pic I am now both nauseous and hungry. Excellent!Joneshttp://republicofjones.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-26690806841462173122010-01-11T15:13:50.433+00:002010-01-11T15:13:50.433+00:00I have just run downstairs to throw out my hundred...I have just run downstairs to throw out my hundreds of cook books.Antipo Déessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141078586780895241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-29258298133820480242010-01-11T14:47:58.871+00:002010-01-11T14:47:58.871+00:00Ha, and maybe ha again. Most amusing, cheri. Bon a...Ha, and maybe ha again. Most amusing, cheri. Bon appetit.Catofstripeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08626451503696948747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-37819784630677954792010-01-11T14:47:28.122+00:002010-01-11T14:47:28.122+00:00The French are soooo ethnocentric about their cuis...The French are soooo ethnocentric about their cuisine....with no good reason.You could show 'em a thing or two Bête.<br /><br />Shall I sound the dinner gong for you?gongmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688915738377916463noreply@blogger.com