tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post8898061338356748021..comments2023-09-05T08:45:22.572+01:00Comments on Bête de Jour: Seymore Butts :: Putting the Anal in BanalLa Bêtehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-67498051280146784572009-12-22T14:46:09.858+00:002009-12-22T14:46:09.858+00:00Well, you managed to spurn something delicious to ...Well, you managed to spurn something delicious to read out of that lackluster waste of a tree. Thanks for the good time!BeckyBumbleFuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17050381226724407912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-89042464005034489842009-12-21T12:47:17.918+00:002009-12-21T12:47:17.918+00:00If it's the same Seymour I saw in a so called ...If it's the same Seymour I saw in a so called docu series some years ago I am not surprised its such an odious book. He and his equally odious uncle make a good living out of sex but they have no respect for it - or people it would seem At least the baker has respect for his dough!circus monkeyhttp://circusmonkeysmirror.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-56506196940690843142009-12-20T10:06:12.610+00:002009-12-20T10:06:12.610+00:00If I admit to liking Chris Moyles, Dan Brown and J...If I admit to liking Chris Moyles, Dan Brown and Jeffrey Archer, does it preclude me from commenting...? :P<br /><br />Like Marianne, I loved the split infinitive comment :)Joanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-40686859596604819292009-12-19T22:09:50.900+00:002009-12-19T22:09:50.900+00:00Fanstastic review. He should have just been done w...Fanstastic review. He should have just been done with it and called himself Total Retard. I wonder if the 'Ron' at crabfest meal was Ron Jeremy - another fat loser in a syrup.rockmotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08939586655533001122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-77403744309563663112009-12-19T21:52:41.509+00:002009-12-19T21:52:41.509+00:00'Whether Butts is actually a giant prude in po...'Whether Butts is actually a giant prude in porn star’s clothing or a profoundly closeted, double-bluffing homosexual is a moot point, and not enormously relevant, but as he guides us through the labyrinthine anusphere of sexual relations like some brilliantine Venereal Virgil, his playground argot quickly becomes extremely tiresome.'<br /><br />Jesus, this sentence is so well-composed I'm in danger of becoming one of your burgeoning group of simpering sycophants.<br /><br />Hats off.Swinesheadhttp://watchwithmothers.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-18616439729546398292009-12-19T21:48:29.177+00:002009-12-19T21:48:29.177+00:00Jesus, his reality TV show was unutterably awful. ...Jesus, his reality TV show was unutterably awful. Essentially: a man who pays abused, cokehead women to take DP with extra cocks under each armpit, then sit still while she gets an STD in the eye, bizarrely trying to present himself as a lovable family guy.<br /><br />He honestly deserves to be burned at the stake.<br /><br />Brilliant post.Swinesheadhttp://watchwithmothers.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-24323038962970558582009-12-18T17:35:47.960+00:002009-12-18T17:35:47.960+00:00I was once strangely hooked on a late-night docume...I was once strangely hooked on a late-night documentary series about this guy, but I smoked an awful lot of weed in those days so maybe that was why.Misskreanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08538812684824859628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-72789751948231802892009-12-17T18:20:01.799+00:002009-12-17T18:20:01.799+00:00Excellent review. It's depressing to think the...Excellent review. It's depressing to think there's even one such man in the world. A poster boy for abstaining from casual sex if ever there was one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-79184562117755568352009-12-17T18:07:16.172+00:002009-12-17T18:07:16.172+00:00Lovely read. Ta. Warmed me cockles right up. Or so...Lovely read. Ta. Warmed me cockles right up. Or somat. <br /><br />Ann AnonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-5629554238198934012009-12-17T17:41:10.119+00:002009-12-17T17:41:10.119+00:00A very funny review - I can just imagine the kind ...A very funny review - I can just imagine the kind of people who will love this book ... yuk!Bethhttp://www.mediageek.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-33959939372372853432009-12-17T13:54:22.209+00:002009-12-17T13:54:22.209+00:00Putting the Banal back in Anal... David Foster Wal...Putting the Banal back in Anal... David Foster Wallace in his review of the Adult Video News awards (extended version w/ extra footnotes in "Consider the Lobster") draws the same conclusion regarding Seymour Butts, casting him as a kind of embodiment of the adult video industry.Cocohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02411149602766512764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-55732641156940567622009-12-17T12:42:00.847+00:002009-12-17T12:42:00.847+00:00So did you like it then?So did you like it then?AndrewMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-90040991195487645192009-12-17T09:35:46.704+00:002009-12-17T09:35:46.704+00:00It's just been said, but the split infinitive ...It's just been said, but the split infinitive line was indeed comic genius.<br /><br />That was a great review; if it weren't so costly to one's soul, I'd urge you to read more pulp. Just for our benefit, mind.Jake Barneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509623173834628911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-2772316670034379062009-12-17T02:31:00.263+00:002009-12-17T02:31:00.263+00:00Wow.
They could have just sent you Mentally Incon...Wow.<br /><br />They could have just sent you Mentally Incontinent. You know, a good book. Published by them. <br /><br />www.mentallyincontinent.com<br /><br />(Shameless plug on behalf of my good friend who wrote it :)amy gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13162986816824711013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-1127087006400208602009-12-16T22:08:03.422+00:002009-12-16T22:08:03.422+00:00My favourite bit of your review:
‘how to properly...My favourite bit of your review:<br /><br />‘how to properly fist a lady’ (presumably without splitting her infinitive)'<br /><br />I snorted, and was forced to cover my mouth with my hand and pretend to be merely choking. <br /><br />You are brilliant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-85222314559759865232009-12-16T21:12:17.744+00:002009-12-16T21:12:17.744+00:00This was the single best book review I have ever r...This was the single best book review I have ever read. My mind is burning with the desire to never buy this book. I also think you earn extra points for your cunning use of bumlaut.PurestGreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860331983741242940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-86772221630315327162009-12-16T20:51:45.086+00:002009-12-16T20:51:45.086+00:00What a coincidence! I went to Barnes & Noble ...What a coincidence! I went to Barnes & Noble just last week and when I walking around the Sex Books & Relationships section I heard my husband say behind me, "Rock Her World!" in his best deep let's-get-ready-to-rumble voice. It cracked me up because it fit the book cover so well, it looked ridiculous to both of us. So glad you reviewed the book so I could have another laugh.Some Chilean Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06238851746037566411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-14000700154722422002009-12-16T19:41:18.522+00:002009-12-16T19:41:18.522+00:00Aww… who needs a guy who can navigate through trea...Aww… who needs a guy who can navigate through treacherous sexual terrain and fuck like a rock star, or train a gal to control her gag reflex and fist like nobody’s business, when there are men in the world who are capable of producing breathtaking, intoxicating, orgasmic gems such as this: ‘Labyrinthine anusphere of sexual relations like some brilliantine Venereal Virgil, his playground argot quickly becomes extremely tiresome.’ Now, that kinda writing is erotic as hell…<br /><br />A Twitter friend (and wanna be rock chick)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-40805516968493589752009-12-16T19:35:46.181+00:002009-12-16T19:35:46.181+00:00Excellent Emma Freud reference.Excellent Emma Freud reference.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11603177124625711938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-77273588080952605172009-12-16T17:37:34.564+00:002009-12-16T17:37:34.564+00:00I am literally rolling on the floor laughing my as...I am literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass off....<br /><br />Maria in OregonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-78486169230740880752009-12-16T17:28:23.931+00:002009-12-16T17:28:23.931+00:00"anal sex in a pubic toilet"
Tee hee! G..."anal sex in a pubic toilet"<br /><br />Tee hee! Great typo.<br /><br />Great review too. Have retweeted it, not that anyone reads my tweets, or even knows I have any.Beleaguered Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13699493386984083561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-32518008372210695782009-12-16T16:14:17.716+00:002009-12-16T16:14:17.716+00:00Painful just reading your review, as I struggle to...Painful just reading your review, as I struggle to finish another rewrite my own novel.Maureenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15671965875944032395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-72861485246186500072009-12-16T15:29:55.968+00:002009-12-16T15:29:55.968+00:00And moreover, there's a supposedly decent publ...And moreover, there's a supposedly decent publisher willing to peddle this guy's wares. Jeez, it makes you despair.<br /><br />Beautifully written post by the way, as ever.Nickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14014546311920762759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-15369895990073381312009-12-16T15:15:19.270+00:002009-12-16T15:15:19.270+00:00Thanks. Welcome back.Thanks. Welcome back.La Bêtehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934460455824439786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3971077270766122919.post-72281428006292653292009-12-16T14:57:13.095+00:002009-12-16T14:57:13.095+00:00No 3....you will learn how to fuck like a rockstar...No 3....you will learn how to fuck like a rockstar<br /><br />But why should I lower my standards ????¿¿¿¿¿????The Gongmanhttp://www.myspace.com/gongmannoreply@blogger.com