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Monday, 13 April 2009

Scanmongering Monday :: I Am A Dithering Monkey

I've got nothing to add.

Novelty pencil to the first person to identify the book from the following illustrations...

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Self-Portrait

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Monday, 13 April 2009

Scanmongering Monday :: I Am A Dithering Monkey

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Self-Portrait

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