bulk :: 16st 0 (very pleased - next stop 15st something, especially if I join a gym. Eh? Eh?)
alcohol units imbibed :: 15ish
cigarettes smoked :: 0
runs run :: 2 (one stupid one)
swims swum :: 0 (boo! Free swimming with gym membership! Further incentive right there.)
votes cast :: 4
dates enjoyed :: 1. Maybe. Or possibly 0.
dates about to be enjoyed :: 1. For sure.
horrible feelings that I may just have hexed myself :: 1
No time! No time at all! You know why? Because I'm going on a date! Is it a date though? Yeah, fuck it. It's a date. Yes, with Sally. Flat deloused. Crevices cleaned. Fingers crossed.
Oh yeah, and I was going to post this yesterday with the title, Sorry, Keith:
But I couldn't bring myself to do it.
It isn't real by the way. I took a cheeky snap of the blank form yesterday and filled the crosses in using techno-trickery. But the way things stand, it seems in very poor taste.
Bye-bye, London. Hello, Ridiculous Nonsense Joke Town.
But still, you never know. It's not over until the Pompous Arse crows.
Fingers crossed.
Look at Keith's pics by the way. I think he's ace and I'm very proud of him. (I really tried to say that in a non-patronising way. I get the feeling I failed. Sorry, Keith. You clever boy.)
Before I run, I must ask a question - if you were going to send a questionnaire out as an email, when would you send it to ensure the highest possibility of people actually filling it in?
a) Friday evening
b) the Saturday morning of a bank holiday weekend, maybe when people have got a bit more time, but are probably spending it in Whitstable
c) Tuesday morning after a bank holiday weekend when everybody has a big pile of work to get through
d) Wednesday morning
I think I might have answered that myself, but if you have any thoughts, please let me know.
Now I must rush.
Have a super weekend.
Fingers crossed!
6 comments:
I appreciate that Boris getting in is a bit of a drag, but it's not like he's keeping Mandela out of office, is it? In any case he's bound to say something criminally stupid inside 5 minutes of taking power, resulting in his being hounded out of politics.
Give Sally one for me!
Have a good time with Sally!
Un beso.
PS. About when to send a questionnaire out as an email to ensure the highest possibility of people actually filling it in Id say: friday evening.
Hi, I'm really enjoying following along with your blog.
So, how did it go with Sally? Did it feel like a real date?
You is a playa! Hope it went well.
PS - the important thing is not when you send it out but whether the questions are interesting enough for people to bother answering. That would be my Top Tip.
Wednesday morning. Have a great weekend kiddo!
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