Wednesday, 8 July 2009

I Must Admit, I Am Tempted...

Really, if it weren't for the fact that a combination of cycling and Wii Fit is making the pounds simply fly off these days, then I'd be well up for this diet. Not only does it guarantee that you lose ten pounds in a single week, but also it seems to like, totally change your sex...



...and I could really do with a woman's body in my bed.

Or am I wrong? Look at the hands!



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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Am walking as I type. Crikey! I've turned into one of those people immersed in their own i-phone bubble. Anyway, I agree your hands are gorgeous. They are your real hands, right? What colour are your eyes? When do we get to see your face? In other news, I have dodged 4 lamp posts, 3 buggy's and a partridge in a pear tree whilst writing this.

Over n out.

AnnAnon

La Bête said...

Hmm. Are you on medication right now?

Tish said...

That's like a MIchael Jackson before and after. As in massively radical change with no convincing reason given. What's the 1 east diet rule though? I WANT TO KNOW!

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

Person in pic is slumping forward and doing excessive scrunching in first pic, but leaning back in second... I bet if they leant back in first pic they'd look thin. Even thin people have flesh and internal organs which can be scrunched if desired.

Reminds me of ad currently on telly pushing some miraculous pill or other, which has Before and After pics. First pic is of gorgeous slim woman in bikini, with stomach which has slight curve to it. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHAPE STOMACHS ARE. She has no love handles, is beautiful, is able to wear a bikini with no problem whatever. Is bloody skinny in fact. In the second pic, the stomach is toned, with six-pack. Not thinner, just more toned. It makes me bloody furious that there will be millions of beautiful skinny women out there watching that ad and saying "SEE! Look! I look like the "before" picture! I'm FAT!"

But anyway. I too want to know what the easy diet rule is. Because I'm fat. ;)

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

Oh and PS, see what you mean but I think the hands are the same, and you can see the bottom of the bra top in the first pic, and she's just at a different angle so hips less evident and pants looking a bit more manly.

La Bête said...

Well, I found the ad on this page here and if you follow it, it takes you here. So there you go.

The Green Stone Woman said...

I sincerely hope this doesn't happen to you. It would be very confusing, if not mortifying and you may suffer from identity loss. You aren't already, are you? Keep riding your bike and are you waxing your legs?

Some Chilean Woman said...

I have nice hands. If only I could be of assistance.

La Bête said...

If only.

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

"detox... daily cleanse... flush pounds and pounds..."

Mentions of detoxes and "flushing" sounds an awful lot like laxative treatment. Lose weight by shitting it out! Lovely.

Anonymous said...

Oi! No. I'm not. Are you?

X

AnnAnon

Andrea said...

Yeah, I thought the first pic looked like a man too.

Megan said...

I always check for a distingushing feature like a freckle or something, and giggle when the other picture is missing said feature. It's all in the details!

La Bête said...

AnnAnon, no, I'm bloody not. Dark days, dark days.

Wisewebwoman said...

As I lost my belly button from emergency surgery many years ago I guess I wouldn't qualify as it looks like you have to expel the fat through the navel.
XO
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